This girls parents

Probably @brb init

 

Unless the over 70's are super rich

 

I've got my fingers crossed that Facebook is really ****ed now. The world would be a much better place without it.

 

Need Twitter to go too.

 

Cmon man i swear your hearts not really in this.
The tory thing to do would be to take all assets for the state of course.

After removing the burden of life from them 1st obviously.

Disabled too. They go without saying.

Unless they can do like factory work or summin then keep em alive to pack my amazon **** for a decent feed each day.

 

Claudio Ranieri joining Watford has crashed Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram.

We are massive. #watfordfc

 

All part of the greater plan

 

Be happy for small miracles, Facebook, Whatsapp and all the rest down tonight, but little ole 606 still going. You have to see the funny side of that.

 

Oiy, little "Ole" is getting enough stick on our board without you spreading it

 

Hes brought your board together againthe utd way

 

We're like the secret bunker of the internet that only the old reprobates know about

 

No you didn't. Wrong again. Wtf is wrong with you mate? I haven't booked a holiday I just went to bed. You silly cant.

 

Millennials were in meltdown, not the GRAM ffs! The world is ending!!!!!

 

The storms last night were ridiculous. The amount of rain caused mass flooding.

The traffic was halted for fcking hours this morning in the leafy burbs of Londinium.

Absolutely vexed! I'm going down there to beat the **** out of the floods. Drag that fcking water kicking and screaming off the road, give it a good kickin and chuck it in the river!

 

Yeah, I had this. Oldest daughter was huffing 'What we supposed to do now man'

I know I sound like an old man but these newbies couldn't have coped back in our day growing up.

 

I'm not the Royal Family's biggest fans, but fair play to the senior royals for speaking out on climate change.

Charlie has been a long term advocate of protecting the natural environment (despite taking private helicopters everywhere, but I suppose that goes with the role) and his son William has been outspoken this week about the rocket vanity project from the likes of Jeff Bezos, when they should be ploughing their money into protecting the environment.

Queen 'irritated' by climate change inaction in COP26 build-up

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58923924

 

I thought the full quote of what she said was very good.

Listening to it all, I almost wonder whether she said it deliberately knowing it was being overheard.

 

She ought to give Boris a ****ing boot up the arse when he meets with her weekly.

'Listen fatty, if you don't start sorting this **** out, then I'm feeding Carrie to the Corgis'

 

That might be a bit harsh mate, she's pregnant at the moment

(Carrie... not the Queen.)

 

quite right Trebs after all what have the Corgis done to deserve that !