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I like bonfire night

 

Sparklers. Who gives their child a short stick burning a a 1000 degrees an tells them to go have fun

 

My sister in law has a working cocker, it's ****ing bonkers

 

I've got one that's bonkers but lovely with it. The other is a complete psycho.
He's your best mate then the next minute he's trying to bite your face off.
He's getting his balls off in a month to try and calm him down.

 

Not a lab.

 

What's its job mate?

 

Hers is like the first one you described

 

I'm going for chartered accountant.

 

Joe Cocker impersonator, does OK with a little help from her friends

 

Here’s mine after a hard day down the mines

 

Superb. I'd have to walk mine 50 miles a day to get them like that

 

Most intelligent dog ever.
Complete psycho.
He has a cut on his leg that won't heal. On the cone for the next week or so. My ****in shins.

 

Same, love fireworks, and the fire they have near me is fuking huge.
Will take the bird if its on this year

 

^^^^^^

 

Goes without sayin, makes the fireworks much more vivid

 

Train crash... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-59114569?

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We are currently responding to an incident at Fisherton Tunnel, Salisbury. Officers were called at 6.46pm this evening following reports a train derailed. We are on scene alongside paramedics and the fire brigade.

 

My daughter is 21 and is off for a night out in Newcastle 30 miles away. She's all done up with bunny rabbit ears. Fuk me, it's stressful being a parent.
Since she came back to live at home from uni I think I've only seen her for about two hours

 

Big market... she's probably ...

Well I won't say it....

 

Back to work today.

 

Down the beach