Even the thought of having sex with Katie Price makes me feel sick... But I do accept that at some point, it will be my turn!
These companies are ****e. I had a bike ordered for my daughters birthday that never arrived, when I questioned it with the company the reply was infuriating and funny in equal measure. They had got in touch with delivery company (yodel or hermes I think) they had delivered it on whatever date and time to a neighbour at number 42 in a secure location, please see photo attached check with neighbour blah blah blah. Well I paid to have it sent go me not for a ****ing murder mystery weekend where I need to go play detective at se random house on my street, it's not ****ing soap land I don't know or speak to my neighbours. They had delivered it to the wrong address seen the obvious mistake on the photo and said this was the secure place they delivered to. Which was halfway down the street in the front garden behind a bin. I was in the house as I work nights.
Bought the wife some pills off the internet. We now have sex every night! Doesn't matter what position we are in, nothing wakes her...