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  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    He's probably our best footballer.
     
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  2. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Aye, and Carlsberg claim to be probably the best lager in the world but I bet its just about everyone's last option at a bar.
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, Nov 23, 2021
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    No. Now you're just being silly.

    Max is number one.

    Wilson would be number two.

    Shelvey would be number three.

































    Just said Shelvey to see if Ponytail comments before reading this bit.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Nov 23, 2021
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  4. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Max is a good dribbler.

    He's not the best footballer..
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Nov 23, 2021
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    Think everyone is ignoring what a good game Shelvey had, by the way. If Joelinton is Maradona reborn, then surely Shelvey deserves some credit too.
     
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  6. Dr Van Helsing

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    I said it all week before the game.

    He can do something unlike Longstaff etc
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Nov 23, 2021
  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    So was Roy Hattersley.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 23, 2021
  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    There is no reply to this...

    <doh>
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    Max isn't the best footballer no way.

    You obviously don't understand why man City don't have players like that.

    I love max I love dribbles but his decision making and teamwork is poor..
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Shelvey is a **** of a human being. He needs to ****ety **** off.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 23, 2021

  11. Hamish McMagdad

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    best finisher = Wilson, best dribbler = ASM, best passer = Shelvey, Best Header = Fed, Best tackler = Fed, Best fist bumps = Lascelles, best back slaps = Ritchie, Best Slimer impersonator = Darlow.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Best **** - Shelvey
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 23, 2021
  13. Dr Van Helsing

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    The problem you've got is that he's our best cm.

    Him and willock works as proven the last 11 games of last season and on Saturday (1st time they've played together since)
     
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    Best all around footballer Joelinton
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Nov 23, 2021
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    Couldn't give a ****. He's a **** stain.
     
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    That's a bit weird..

    Tbh I think under Howe both him and Joelinton will shine.

    Options to pass to in the other half
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Nov 23, 2021
  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Why is that weird? This is nothing to do with ability. I think he's a **** of a human being and I don't like him. On top of that he's a lazy ****tard
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 23, 2021
  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    You should stick to x factor.

    I don't care about the players personal lines or personalities as long as they play well on the pitch mate.

    He played well that's good
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    An easy argument could be had here as you're so wrong but I can't be arsed.

    Even @the cans master has this figured out
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 23, 2021
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    He has more yellow cards than he does assists.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 23, 2021
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