Pre/post match pub crawl

Is that you Tranquillo? Don’t worry, we’ll get you out of there. Just hold on.

 

After 26 pints and a curry I'd be wary of farting in my sleep like

 

I'd be starting on the whiskies, I'll sleep when I'm dead

 

Yea, ****ing no way i'm keeping up with that

 

I didn't mention the 3 or 4 large rums when we got back to the hotel because I didn't want to come across as a pisshead.

 

Another afternoon in the finest city in the planet tomorrow. Missus wants to go christmas shopping, i need some jeans so once i get a pair ill just find a pub and watch soccer Saturday

 

Are you in Orlando you jammy bastard?

 

Newcastle of course. If I'd said best Yank city I'd have been talking about San Antonio or New Orleans

 

Only ever do Orlando, do trips to Tampa, St Pete's etc and went to Miami for Wrestlemania a few years back

 

I went to Disney as a kid and it was quality like. I lived in San Antonio 2012-2015, went to Vegas 3 times which is class but New Orleans edged it for me, although that weekend is the most drunk I've been in my life. We stayed at the end of Bourbon Street i was an absolute clip the whole time. We played Man City on my birthday which was 1st game, can't remember if we got hammered (probably) but i think it was Colbacks 1st game, or he may have been there the year before but he played that game and i was shouting abuse at a portable TV at about 9am absolutely hammered. After the game i stumbled into the car after the missus finished her shopping, and she said i take it I'm driving us home then

 

I looked at going to Texas a few years back, was wanting to do Dallas then realised there is **** all there and even the stadium is in Austin. Was miles from the coast and that area of the Gulf would be full of ****ing Oil platforms anyway. Just went back to Orlando and did the usual

 

San Antonio is good like but probably not worth the long flight just for that. Went to Houston a few times, didn’t really like it but a few of my pals live there. Austin was a good night out, all students, love an English accent too. Dallas i regret not going to because i wish i went to an NFL game and i liked the Cowboys

 

I liked their cheerleaders. Till it was spoiled by the alphabet crew and got blokes in the line up too.

 

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You do remember I've met you before you crack pot, why you covering your face with a green poop emoji?

 

It's the others on here i don't trust pal hahaha