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Arsenal vs Joelinton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, Nov 21, 2021.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'd say we've been **** 5.

    We just picked up points while being ****.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    True. In which case we've been **** ever since the season we came 5th (minus the championship seasons) lol
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    We'll win the next 3 games
     
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  4. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Brentford, Watford, Southampton, Leeds still very much in the relegation battle.

    Leicester and Everton could get sucked into it if they're not careful over the next couple of weeks.

    Ok we're 20th, but in only 7 days things could look much better...
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    100%
     
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  6. Ben 10

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    They could also look a whole lot worse, which is more likely
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    That's true, but from what I've seen we can compete with the lesser sides. We should've beaten Watford, Brentford for example, matched leeds and saints.. I think at home we're definitely capable of beating Norwich and Burnley.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Then from January we're going to win every game with all our star signings






















    (Cowers in the corner over the nasty people in general chat)
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Let's beat Norwich 1st and foremost but 2 wins and all of a sudden they'll go away to a not so clever looking Leicester side thinking they can win.

    Arsenal did then easier than us away from home... There is still time and the window
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    More chance of flying to the moon.
     
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  11. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Read this and remembered this

    Utter ****e but there up it popped instantly

    Must've been E And being 14

     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    I think we will win 1 of the next two games but we won't win both.

    Going to have to settle for 4 points max.
     
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  14. CaraMatt

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    For real you can do that kind of thing, legally? ****. What magicry is this!

    in seriousness then, I’ll do that, I can definitely confirm I’ve a three pin plug on the telly, and I’m excited about looking for the other holes I can use…

    I will update the Magdad once I’ve embarrassed myself in Argos. Much appreciated my technically gifted friend!
     
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  15. CaraMatt

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    I forgot that, that was my one creative day this year; every other day I’m an agricultural dullard resembling that ‘Roy Munson at the bar’ gif
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What a load of ****. Boris has ****ed me over for the when I get back. Have to self isolate then do PCR.

    mph and we got heat which is what I thought. We are down but it’s now about who eddie has in the trenches with him.
     
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  18. Geordieginola

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    For balance and probability I’m going to say in 7 days things could also look much worse.

    Fact remains that we are currently the worst team in the league without a win.

    Im going for it now. Next game is our most important game this season.
     
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  19. Geordieginola

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    Don’t listen to them. Come here. Nasty people can only say nasty words. Sticks and stones and all that.

    What are they saying? Your deluded? That’s ok. The truth hurts sometimes but don’t let it falter your unquestionable deniability of the situation we are in.

    One day we will win my friend and your strong beliefs will manifest!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mind Howe is going to have to man up here and take the decision we all know is hampering us and has for quite a while. He needs to rip up the captaincy situ. Lascelles and Shelvey is an awful combo for many reasons. Regardless who made those decisions, regardless if they made them for genuine reasons, they’ve turned out to be very misguided. If he wants to turn this round, I genuinely believe that would help. Of course you worry about unsettling people you don’t want to, but I’m sure they all knew changes across the board are likely because we are failing.
     
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