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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    walked into a place on the high street the other day after seeing a sign which said "four strippers for £3.99" i asked the assistant is that topless or completely naked?
    he said "mate this is domino's they're chicken strippers".....i said "oh now the price makes sense, how long is each dance"
     
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    Dad why do those sheep all have blue arses

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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
    famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to have a look at his bike.
    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The famous
    surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "Look at this engine, Doc.
    I can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish it will work just
    like a new one. How come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are
    doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
    while it's running."
     
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    You posted that one 9 hours earlier Rog ;)
     
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    GETTING OLD AND I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF WHEN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTES AS WELL<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    saw a sign in the pub yesterday that made me piss myself...toilet closed
     
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