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  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

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    i got rid of a load my vinyl records recently and sadly my beloved dusty springfield collection had to go and now i just don't know what to do with my shelves
     
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    Grrrrr forgot that I was on the jokes thread and the first 10 words really infuriated me, as I am a vinyl freak (as in records before the rest of you perverts make up your own ideas), then I saw the name Dusty Springfield and realised what thread I was on, and how this was going to finish.

    If only my predictions for football scores was as good as it is for endings of jokes :)
     
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    I'm a rubber man myself......clothes not tyres!
     
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    Lace...preferably black.

    Aaaaga do do do :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    As corny as they were I preferred Paper ;)
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music The Night Chicago Died :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Thought you would have liked leftfield <laugh>
     
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    Aldi are doing Christmas Santa's as well as Aldi kings men and Aldi kings horses
     
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    F*ck that, Makenstein. Please, no more. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Could be a parking inspector, look, double yellow lines!!
     
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    could also be hes white as well just using fake tan, i love a game of what ifs, in my day it was called Charades
     
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    the better half says my addiction to poker has become unbearable and she is considering leaving me......i think she's bluffing
     
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    The bicycle is the slow death of the planet.

    General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

    "A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.

    Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).

    On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

    Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

    P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.
     
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