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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Actually, you can just walk in the ground. Only place I’ve been asked to show my Covid vaccine status was Stamford Bridge, where I could have got in by flashing a screenshot of a Waitrose receipt tbh.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Would you buy a ticket expecting nobody checks ?
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I doubt I would get in the Spuddery without a visa of some sort
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I was interested to see what would have happened if the stewards had asked my 91 year old dad to show them the app on his phone. We’d have been bollocksed if they had because his only phone is attached to the wall with a bit of wire, but no problems so far.

    Spurs just got a third btw.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Probably end up in 5 Wells covid camp
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Surely you do not need to have a “hidden disabilities lanyard”. You can take off a shoe so they can see your six toes and take your sister with you to vouch for the fact that you are shagging her. If she does not like football that is okay because it is Carrow Road and the seats face the pitch not Sky TV monitors. She could go and help Delia baking the relegation party cakes.
     
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  7. QuarterMoonII

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    There is an article in the Sunday Telegraph, The AstraZeneca vaccine's unlucky few, which features an interview with the widower of Lisa Shaw, the BBC Radio Newcastle presenter who died of a rare brain haemorrhage after having the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine. Her death was officially attributed to the vaccine by the coroner, although Oxford scientists have now discovered the trigger for this outcome.

    In the article, it states that the MHRA have received 426 cases of thromboembolic events (blood clots) in those that have been vaccinated with the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine, which have resulted in 73 deaths.

    As 115 million doses of the vaccine have been administered, that means that 0.00000063 per cent of recipients have died and 0.0000037 per cent have suffered thrombosis events.

    Now whereabouts on here can I find a brain dead conspiracy theorist who will call the vaccine a “clot shot”? They will probably smell rank as they avoid showering in case they slip on the soap.
     
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  8. Diego

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    The internet say's it kills you mate and that's why Bill forces Governments world wide to make you have it.

    Stand up for your rights and refuse it <ok>




    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  9. Diego

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    115 Million doses................Untested :bandit:
     
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Are youse all fooly vacksed? Do you’re bit and save crimbo 2022 otherwise Yule make baby javid cry

     
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  11. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Do you live an actual life by going outdoors and mixing with people or is it just a net based life?
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I have already had it so I only have a year to live if I believe the numpties on here. The same old cretins (mostly in Jockshire) say otherwise...
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Net based mate. Not seen another human since 2008
     
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  14. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  15. Archers Road

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    Israel is saving Christmas?
     
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  16. Bwood_Ranger

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    I’m handing out second-hand dreidels and pennies to the children of Kidderminster, so yes.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Quarterwit 2 months ago

    Conspiracy theorists from the polytechnic of Facebook claim "boosters" will be pushed on the general population.
    Let me tell you this one time , there shall be no booster shots as most of us are already fully vaccinated and I shall not be taking a "booster" ever .


    Quarterwit now

    Just had my booster


    Weak minded old fool
     
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  18. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You’ve took the booster? The one you were so vehemently opposed to not so long ago. <laugh>

    Its people like YOU that means we will never get out of this.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    No idea what a dreidel is, but I’ll have one anyway

    I’m not coming to Kidderminster though, **** that
     
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  20. Bwood_Ranger

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    You live in Muswell Hill mate. There’ll be dreidels everywhere.
     
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