This isn't a joke, just a warning to people who automatically Bluetooth their phone into whichever vehicle they're driving. The elderly mother of my boss had a hospital appointment last week and he couldn't drive her. I offered and ended up taking her friend, a very posh titled lady, who helped her check in etc, while I waited outside. On the way home l had a WhatsApp message on 'autoread' through the car radio. The music cut off and we were all treated to a foul mouthed rant from a mate who'd gone to Shrewsbury The two old dears, in the back, were f**k**g mortified
I Just Got Kicked Out Of The Gym For Doing My Stretching Exercises. What these c*nts don't appreciate is that a tight foreskin is no laughing matter .
The bicycle is the slow death of the planet. General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat. Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product). On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself." Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering. P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.