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    If Carlsberg did posts.
     
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    Don't mean to brag, but just finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours thirty two minutes!
     
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    This Way Up?
     
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    A young lad had just passed his driving test, and he asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
    His father said to him “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about it.”
    A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car.
    His father said
    “Son, I’m really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn’t get your hair cut."
    The young man waited a moment and then replied “You know dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”
    His father replied “Yes son, and they walked everywhere."
     
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    Fantastic customer service at Tesco this week . . . .
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    It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve told a roll of sellotape to f*ck off!
     
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