Only the funny bits like Cambridge, appointing Howe, wearing tea towels and dressing gowns ... ... that kind of stuff, it's just a bit of fun.
Don't worry, considering where you lot have been, I acknowledge that your knowledge might be a bit hazy about what's happened in the Premier League over the last 4 years...
Apparently not, Bruce gave that to some injury prone loser ... ... but they've compromised and promised Wood a statue and the chance to become an adopted Geordie if they stay up.
Turns out his great-great-granddad worked at Swan Hunters and even though he left for a better life always dreamed about his great-great grandson pulling on teh famous toon top etc etc
Well…. You say that, but squad numbers can be amended at the end of January I believe to accommodate new signings
It seems Howe admires Wood as an ideal target man who can win headers and get the team up the pitch ... ... isn't this the same tactic that Allardyce was supposed to be using and the reason his football couldn't be tolerated by the Geordie Nation. Is this the same progressive modern thinking Eddie Howe that Staveley was praising when he took the job, surely not