A new shampoo has been brought out, don't think it will sell well it's called "and shoulders" by isis
I've heard these cigarettes being referred to as cones and seen them rolled this way, but, seriously, why?
Boris visits Cornwall and speaks to the locals. "What is it you need down here?" he asks. "Well, we need two things. The first is a doctor." Boris takes out his phone, turns and makes a call. "Sorted", he says, "Your new doctor will be here within the week, What was the other thing you need?" "A mobile signal>"
Kovac Djokovic will be the new batting coach for the England team. He may not be a noted cricketer but it did take the Australians two weeks to get him out and England could learn from this.
down at the chinese chippy last night i was conversing with the owner who said he had just bought "a crows shop" i said you mean a clothes shop mr jin, your english isn't getting much better i said cheerily.... he replied no crows shop, see come take a rook