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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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    A new shampoo has been brought out, don't think it will sell well it's called "and shoulders" by isis
     
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    I've heard these cigarettes being referred to as cones and seen them rolled this way, but, seriously, why?
     
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    Because they are wider at one end than the other?
     
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    my indian neighbour has to keep his inhaler to hand when he's eating rice....think he's basmatic
     
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    Boris visits Cornwall and speaks to the locals. "What is it you need down here?" he asks. "Well, we need two things. The first is a doctor." Boris takes out his phone, turns and makes a call. "Sorted", he says, "Your new doctor will be here within the week, What was the other thing you need?" "A mobile signal>"
     
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    Kovac Djokovic will be the new batting coach for the England team. He may not be a noted cricketer but it did take the Australians two weeks to get him out and England could learn from this.
     
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    inconsiderate bastard she was <whistle>
     
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    down at the chinese chippy last night i was conversing with the owner who said he had just bought "a crows shop" i said you mean a clothes shop mr jin, your english isn't getting much better i said cheerily.... he replied no crows shop, see come take a rook
     
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