Dunc for now Then possibly Fat Frank or Rooney Please let it be the Granny shagger. The popcorn value of that is pure gold
There's a possibility that Derby County could be wound up in the next two weeks I hope not but that would leave Rooney without a job but probably too soon for him to take on Everton
Yeah, they'll shove him in until they can get Rooney's grubby little paws out of Ethel's knickers and appoint him Hopefully