Rival watch

Oh yeah, common accident that.

 

Which of us can honestly say we have never tried remedies like this?








All of us obviously

 

That stuff is ****ing toxic. I used some on a hole in an outside wall of property a few years back and stupidly touched it before it had dried. It took at least a couple weeks for the remains of it to be removable from my finger tips and there were no fingerprints left when I did. The stupid twat must have been in agony.

My poor father in law currently has bladder muscle cancer. It is survivable but the cure takes a heavy toll. He's having BCG injections up his old chap into his bladder every 6 weeks. It brings on cold sweats just thinking about it.

 

Brighton's turnover is around £139m and their wage bill is around £78m.
Everton's turnover is around £189m and their wage bill is around £145m.
As you say, he'd have a massive increase in resources.

I can see us looking at him if Conte leaves, but I'm not sure who else would.
Arsenal if Arteta were to **** up and Utd if Rangnick wanted to work with him, perhaps?

 

I hope you took the opportunity to commit some high end art thefts at the time.

 

please log in to view this image

 

I've posted this on the Goon Garbage thread, but I'll add it here anyway:
Twatter speculation suggests that the Athletic story is about these two things:
Firstly, £65k is placed on Xhaka getting a yellow card with 10 minutes remaining in the game.


Roughly five minutes later he timewastes on a free-kick and gets booked:

 

There's no evidence...so, it never happened.

 

Nobody told him the rules

 

You can get decent odds on Xhaka being booked?

 

Only if you wait until the last ten minutes of a match, apparently. Still sounds like a good deal.

 

In fairness the twat has normally been sent off well before the last 10 minutes

 

When you’re playing the mighty Brentford, it’s probably wise to bring on Maguire for Ronaldo

 

Bring back Ole.

 

Brentford get one back. They've got time to score about 10 more, apparently.

 

Looks like Arsenal have managed to get a side out this evening. Twats. I hope they get stuffed.

 

Jota has been some signing for Pool, just span Tomiyasu and made the guy go and order a hot dog. Another like van Dijk where I thought Pool initially overspent but proven to be worth every penny.

 

I repeat, great signing!

 

Liverpool only at this stage because Leicester imploded against them - much like they did last night.