I presume you were chasing the missus upstairs for some reason Usually I find there's no need to rush, they want to be caught.
Maybe Garlic was ascending the stairs on his hands,carrying the wine with his feet? #recipefordisaster
should mopped up actually read as "i got down on my knees and desperately sucked the wine from the carpet "
I see the cops are going into investigate downing street bunga bunga/slide parties. Conveniently this "delays" the whitewash, erm sorry report from the civil servant threatened, erm sorry tasked with reporting that boris did nothing wrong. In other news the hilariously named Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick commented that her officers are supposed to keep the perimeter not prevent fat ****s breaking a childs slide at 1am in the morning or something. good news though, apparently its not normal to investigate after the fact like this so the Met has nothing to go on here. you couldn't make it up.
Can you imagine the scenes somehow Boris has a slide for a barely 1 year old that apparently the throws said one year old down that fits an adult (or rather an adult tired to fit) one can only imagine how child services have not been yet called to no 10. It doesn't seem to be a very safe place for raising kids. If it were a council estate where randoms were coming and going and partying all night round a 1 year old and the parents were hosting boozy summer parties while holding said kid then child servies would be in taking said kids into care.
As a quick laugh. soemthing came across my desk today. I'm sure you've all seen the pathetic ukrainian front line is images recently where 1 or two lads are runing about trenches like its wwi Well..... this is one of the biggest retailers in russia...
Still just in the idea stage at the moment but the ICE may be saved still. I know you'll be happy to know some people are trying to save the ICE @mito. https://www.autoevolution.com/news/...ustion-engine-too-good-to-be-true-179507.html
boris was on about the "full truth" needs to be published yesterday https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60166997 today the met want gray to not publish as it could be prejudicial to their case.... cynical political spin in full force.
If I were cynical I'd say that the recent scrapping of covid restrictions was a blatant attempt by Boris to try and rescue his disastrous public approval rating. If I were cynical that is...
He was probably more trying to appease Tory MPs than the public at large. The public can't vote him out yet, Tory MPs can.
having promised to publish the gray cover up in full Bo jo again shows his mettle and refuses to publish "as the met are investigating" aka helping cover up
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-60148543 I vote he should be made clean up his mess. personally.