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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by rooch 3, Jan 22, 2022.

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  1. RedNWhite4Life

    RedNWhite4Life Well-Known Member

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    What ****s that?[/QUOTE]

    The worst kind mate I'm still thinking about it now. The kind of thing I simply can't comprehend. Takes me back to those 4am conversations at uni after 5 joints
     
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    RedNWhite4Life, Jan 24, 2022
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    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    The worst kind mate I'm still thinking about it now. The kind of thing I simply can't comprehend. Takes me back to those 4am conversations at uni after 5 joints[/QUOTE]
    Get where you're coming from there....
    I like astronomy, read quite a bit about it and have had a telescope for years. The more I read about things, and think I'm "getting it", it just raises more bloody questions. To the point where I wish I knew **** all about it, it was much easier that way.
     
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  3. Nig

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    Your nib goes dry.
     
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    Nig, Jan 25, 2022
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  4. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Get where you're coming from there....
    I like astronomy, read quite a bit about it and have had a telescope for years. The more I read about things, and think I'm "getting it", it just raises more bloody questions. To the point where I wish I knew **** all about it, it was much easier that way.[/QUOTE]


    Talking of infinite space, where will it all end ?
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when the neighbour opens her bathroom curtains as you have your telescope out:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  6. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    And see an upside down image of an 80 year woman....doesn't bear thinking about!!
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause><applause><applause><applause>
     
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    Talking of infinite space, where will it all end ?[/QUOTE]


    INFINATE.

    In this context, thats another word/concept to do your head in.
    And IF you can still think, clearly or not, you can have a go at contemplating the concept of TIME.
    Einstien has that it can travel more slowly, or quickly, that is it does not have a fixed speed, (I think thats right), but then he tells us that Space is curved.
    I supose that Space Time must resemble a corkscrew!!
     
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  9. MACKEMLAD1973

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    Why are street maps called A to Z when a car only takes you from A to B
     
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    MACKEMLAD1973, Jan 25, 2022
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  10. Nig

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    Where have you been ?
    They're called "Google maps" and "getting lost" nowadays :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    INFINATE.

    In this context, thats another word/concept to do your head in.
    And IF you can still think, clearly or not, you can have a go at contemplating the concept of TIME.
    Einstien has that it can travel more slowly, or quickly, that is it does not have a fixed speed, (I think thats right), but then he tells us that Space is curved.
    I supose that Space Time must resemble a corkscrew!![/QUOTE]


    It wasn't my post, the quote fooked up :D
     
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    Nig, Jan 25, 2022
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't my post, the quote fooked up :D[/QUOTE]


    Edit , And again <laugh>
     
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    Nig, Jan 25, 2022
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Why are my quote's fooked up ? <laugh>


    Does anyone care ? :D
     
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    Nig, Jan 25, 2022
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    If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s nobody around to hear, will my Missus still blame me for it?
     
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    Montysoptician, Jan 25, 2022
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  15. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    You already know the answer to that <laugh>
     
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    Yes
     
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    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
     
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    spirit of 73, Jan 25, 2022
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    I usually point to my arse, cause it's usually a poo I need.
     
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    JC91, Jan 25, 2022
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  19. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    When something is supposedly blatantly obvious and people ask the old ,
    "do bears shìt in the woods"
    My reply is "Polar bears don't"
     
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  20. JC91

    JC91 Well-Known Member

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    When you've lost something, and someone replies with "Well where was the last place you had it?"

    Well, if I knew, it wouldn't be lost
     
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