What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Have both. Don’t restrict your enjoyment.

 

Yes bro! No knob cheese here my guy.

 

Blancmange, it was a thing schools back in the day. Spanish stuff.

 

Thats it mate nice one

Mingin.

Gingers thing looks like slices of it

 

I’d pay good money for an ironic cookbook of his worst 100 dishes.

 

It’s ham with Chillies

 

Its not.

They lying to you bruv

 

You put crisps on that, that regurgitated ham must be absolutely loaded with salt. It's the sort of ****te I would have to suddenly stuff down my neck if I was about to keel over, to get my blood pressure back up.

 

Thats not ham bro. They lying to you

 

Just doesn't even look like meat.

Its bright pink and has no fibers

Just stop this madness.

 

I know it's not ham mate, it's reformed meat.

It will be high in salt content, which your body can digest within less than 30 mins, which can stop you passing out, but you will never ever see any health advice telling you that, because processed meats are extremely unhealthy as well as disguting.

 

Id put my bird in AnE for a plate like that.

 

Eating the profits, buttercrust Chicken & Leek Pie. Film snack.

 

Not been well so my 1st proper meal since Wednesday will be beef sausages and mash with onions and maybe bisto

 

Something called Viking Pork from a book we have

pork chop (steaks in this case as couldn’t get to butchers) covered with a mix of cheese, softened onion, egg yolk, mustard and Henderson’s Relish mix.

 

Should have got take away.

 

What in the godfuck have you done to that pig man

You made it look like roast colly flour


And what's with the two sprigs of green?

That plate needs minimum 3 things imo

 

Popped in saw this… ffs.

so you’ve covered a chop in rarebit.? Sounds nice looks like something my dog would throw up. I hope you burned the recipe book after this abomination.

 

Did you cook it in the airing cupboard?