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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 22, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 22, 2022
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Snaggey, Makemstine Roger and 4 others like this.
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    WTF is an anagram.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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  11. Gil T Azell

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    My wife said, "Tell me you love me."
    I said, "Give me a f*cking chance, I'm only on my 8th pint."
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
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    My wife is leaving me because I spend too much time down the pub. That's the rumour down the White Lion, anyway!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 23, 2022
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    No it isn't
     
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    Haggisbag, Mar 23, 2022
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

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    IMG-20220323-WA0001.jpg Whatever a 'mom' is . . . . stupid American bastards <grr>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    I have developed a personality disorder since being assaulted by three of mime artists . . . . they did unspeakable things.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    Teessidemackem, Mar 23, 2022
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    I was pulled over by a police car today, and the officer asked "Do you know why I've pulled you over, sir ?"
    "No officer," I replied.
    "Well" he said "This doesn't happen very often, but I've been following you for the last ten or so miles and your driving is exemplary . . . . correct road positioning, perfect observation and due regard for other road users."

    "Thanks" I said "Do you reckon that it's worth me getting a licence, then ?"
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    What they should really say on those daytime cooking shows . . . .

    "Hello and welcome to 'pointless cooking that has nothing to do with anyone's actual life.     Today, we are making a very complicated recipe, using ingredients that you haven't got, utensils that you've never heard of, and we'll be doing it in a kitchen that is bigger than your whole house !"
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 23, 2022
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    Thanks everyone for your concern.
    I'm OK, I was a bit shaken up though. I was robbed at the petrol station earlier this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone however. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, “Yes, it was pump number 2.”
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 23, 2022
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