Summer transfer window

Holy ****! His penis must be huge!

 

or so small it needs specialist equipment

 

Some fall from grace this lads had


Be lucky to get 10 for him

 

He's ****e that's why

Everton need to trade well this summer

 

Just weird how he's gone from one of the "future stars" to not even being able to get a game for the #peasants.

Must be something personal

 

Seems to happen these days because they get rich and can't be arsed with the dedication football requires.

 

Excellent system’s player but not a great individual player. Didn’t help that he bought into his hype early on too.

Genuinely fear for his future and did before he joined Everton. I wouldn’t be completely surprised if he’s retired within a couple years.

 

They want £20mill for a man not even good enough for Everton?

 

Plucky pep unearthing another worldie for pennies.

What a guy.

 

Paqueta in Bruno's garden wearing a toon strip

 

Yeh makes no sense to me either

12m tops and even that's a risk given how far he has fallen in such a short space of time.

Odd

 

Discovered by Pep......







playing in someone's else first team.

#genius

 

Chavbus fc gonna have to use some of the 700 loanees they have around europe right?

 

In what parallel universe is 35 million nuggets 'pennies'?

 

Was being sarcastic

 

No mate... still has 12 months to run ... so if he don't sign we'll sell to the highest bidder over the summer...

 

What players are you after?