Pre season predictions

I reckon today was ASM's last game for us and that Conte will be PSG manager come the start of season.

 

Nah, ASM will still be here. If we are to believe eddie than we wont have a massive amount of money to spend, so we should keep some of our best players.

ASM has had his blips,, but last two games he's been crucial in our goal threat.

He's only 24, he's a few years from being in his prime. He could be a fantastic player, he just needs to be more of a team player. He either carves open defences or will draw in 2-3 players at a time, and if he just learns to pass more he will make space for others,

 

There's no way we get rid of ASM this summer imo.

He is our best winger, if we let him go we need to bring in 2 if not 3 wingers.

He might go next summer but not this.

 

I more interested in getting players to replace lacelles shelvey and wood

 

I reckon we'll sell all of our best players and get relegated.

 

People are keen

 

ASM will stay, Man U will be **** again and Bruce will get fatter.

3 safe bets.

 

Miggy and Murphy to go.
Targett to stay.
Tuchel to go.
Paqueta to sign.
Botman to sign.
Bruce to get fatter and more red faced.
Keegan to return as club ambassador.

 

Fergie to die.

 

I agree with 5/6. Will add to the last one that not only will he come back as an ambassador but next season people will sit in a stand named after him.

 

Thought Keegan didn’t want an official role as he wants to kick back and chill?

 

It's a part time gig if we're honest. He gets free tickets for life and free food and drink on a match day

 

Where do I sign up?

 

Not sure but I'm guessing Tash will be front of the queue

 

And even then he’ll complain when the prawn sandwiches are brought out two minutes too late

 

He already does part of what the ambassadors do with his thoughts on the game threads.

 

Only if he can get first in the queue on the phone though.

 

I predict we won't hear wispa about man City and their owners human rights issues

 

That would be a shame, always thought she was hot in a slutty way when she was in black eyed peas

 

Amber Turd should replace her with her makeup kit