So the crocodile trainer unzipped and placed his manhood between the Croc jaws.He then banged the crocs head with a pint glass. The Croc snapped its jaw almost shut, leaving the trainers manhood intact. Audience clapped.The trainer asked if anyone else wanted to try. A little old lady shouted out "I will, but don't hit me so hard with that pint pot"
Dear@Care4Calais I have fled war torn London and passed through Beds, Herts and Bucks to Berkshire. Can you get me a free house and full funding for living please. I rather like the look of Ascot as I have family ties there, (mum was a bugger for going to the races).