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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Even in 2030 they couldn't afford him
     
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    Elton helping out at Wimbledon before travelling to Swansea this afternoon ……
     
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    Greatest black footballer of all time?

    • Lineker
      65.2%

    • Pele
      34.8%
    353 votes·Final results
     
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    So the crocodile trainer unzipped and placed his manhood between the Croc jaws.He then banged the crocs head with a pint glass. The Croc snapped its jaw almost shut, leaving the trainers manhood intact. Audience clapped.The trainer asked if anyone else wanted to try. A little old lady shouted out "I will, but don't hit me so hard with that pint pot"
     
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    Dear@Care4Calais
    I have fled war torn London and passed through Beds, Herts and Bucks to Berkshire.
    Can you get me a free house and full funding for living please.
    I rather like the look of Ascot as I have family ties there,
    (mum was a bugger for going to the races).
     
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