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    <laugh>
     
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    Elton helping out at Wimbledon before travelling to Swansea this afternoon ……
     
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    So the crocodile trainer unzipped and placed his manhood between the Croc jaws.He then banged the crocs head with a pint glass. The Croc snapped its jaw almost shut, leaving the trainers manhood intact. Audience clapped.The trainer asked if anyone else wanted to try. A little old lady shouted out "I will, but don't hit me so hard with that pint pot"
     
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    A new priest has just started working at the local catholic church when the head priest, Father David, announces that he is going on holiday for a week.
    Father David asks the new priest if he wouldn"t mind doing the confessions whilst he"s away.
    Concerned that he is inexperienced, Father David gives him the latest handbook on what to do in the confession box.
    The new priest has been doing the job for five minutes when a young woman enters the box and says, "forgive me father, for I have sinned - I have had feelings of a carnal nature toward the man who cuts our lawn."
    The priest looks to his handbook, finds the section on sexual desire and gardeners, and relays the appropriate penance to the woman.
    "You must do five hail marys, and polish the church door brass."
    Later, a second woman confesses she has kissed the guy who came to fix the boiler. He looks in the handbook, finds the section on intimate liaisons with members of the plumbing trade and hands down a penance of ten hail marys, fifty counts of the rosaries, and an afternoon trimming the church candles.
    Much later a woman comes to the box and confesses that she has given the local policeman a blow-job.
    After a few minutes, the priest cannot find any mention of sucking a mans cock in the handbook and wonders what to do.
    He sticks his head out of the box just as a choir boy is passing, and asks the lad, "psst.. do you know what Father David usually gives for a blow-job?"
    Quick as a flash, the young lad replies, "a bag of Skittles and a Kit-Kat."
     
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