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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The humble toaster.

    One of mankinds (I mean personkinds) best inventions.

    That's my nod to advanced technology <ok>
     
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    Quarterloon's there in the corridor trying to convince himself he doesn't need the wheelchair as he slumps along using the wall for support. Either that or he's pissed again at 2am.
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    Don’t forget the Breville sandwich maker. Who needs the iPhone when you can do cheese and beans in a toastie?
     
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    He’s the one telling the nurse she’s a brain dead leftie and we’ll all be better off when she’s privatised
     
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    Ah yes, I'd forgot all about the "Breville".

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    A thing of beauty!

    Youngsters today haven't got a clue about quality.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    Some boys in my village, had a contest with one of those.

    Who could eat a cheese ham sandwich the quickest. The cheese was as hot as the surface of the sun probs.
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    I’m now grateful to Sadiq Khan for forcing me to exchange my ancient Beemer for a Toyota Aygo, to avoid ULEZ charges. One tank in the Aygo lasts about two months.
     
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  9. Uncle Colm

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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    Is Sadact still under investigation <laugh>
     
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  14. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Yup.

    Sums up the "tolerant lefty loony woke racists to a t" <laugh>

    Complete hypocritical ****wits.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    It's so hard to tell which is which as they're so interchangeable. Especially Gropey, Filthy, Thicky, Cokey and Boozy.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    Ya poofta
     
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