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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
    "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
    "Good. What comes after three."
    "Four," answers Johnny.
    "What comes after six?"
    "Seven."
    "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
    "A Jack," said Johnny.
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.
    It’s just a curd to me.
     
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    You mean they aren't vehicle detailers who specialise in cleaning driver instrumentation?
     
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    Draig, Jul 9, 2022
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    I'd be just like that if I was in Ukraine, very eager to get my hands on the puppies at the front and when I had hold of them I'd have a stupid big grin on my face!

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    “Trying is the first step toward failure.”
    —Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

    “I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I have been.”
    —Winnie the Pooh
     
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    I've recently joined a local wine tasting club.
    If anybody would like to tag along we meet every day on the benches in the park at around 8.30am!
     
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    How many animals got w*nked off before farmers realised you could only milk some of them?
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    the neighbours wife has left him because of his constant obsession for wanting italian food at every meal, he said he's feeling a bit cannelloni right now
     
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    Didn't know what to expect . Best I've seen in a long time
     
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    Just went into a shop and said, "Can I pay by card?"
    The cashier said, "No problem, what card do you have?"
    I said, "The six of spades!"
     
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    I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but I've quit my job so I don't have to kiss her goodbye in the morning!
     
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    The average UK man has sex 2.5 times a week
    The average Japanese man has sex 2.5 times a year.
    This came as a huge shock to me as I didn't know I was Japanese
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    what about without a partner
     
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