British Politics spam thread

Diego couldn't work out that there was more than one ten.

Stop Press : BREXIT BONUS ! Dover jammed solid due to checks of paperwork.

 

Look Gary Lineker and Gary Neville have got to do something until the football season starts.

 

From where did you pluck 148? Is that the number of days since Dame Kelly Stormer recognised you as a woman with a penis?

All those junior ministers that quit could be replaced with other unknown backbenchers as nobody outside of Westminster even knows their names. The whole population of Morocco had never heard of the trade envoy to Morocco but it is a nice way to expense a holiday to Marrakesh. Who had heard of Kemi Badenoch before the leadership lottery?

Boris was brought down by a few Cabinet ministers resigning. Although he has said that he is going, he has not resigned yet and he is still running the government having replaced the ministers.

 

The hard Left chose Jezza because Miliband let them all rejoin the Official Raving Loony Party for £3 after Kinnock and Co. had spent 30 years weeding them all out to make the Party electable.

Clearly geography is not one of your CSEs. She was born in Oxford, graduated from Oxford University, worked in the private sector before entering politics and represents a safe seat of South West Norfolk with more than 50 per cent of the vote.

You are really just desperate for Rich Rishi to get the job so you can spend two years whining about him being rich and successful because the Left only do moral superiority and ideological victimhood.

 

Guardian editor handed £150,000 pay rise

Just the 42 per cent pay rise for Katharine Viner, now getting over £500k a year to run articles about excessive executive pay and fallacies about bosses’ pay driving up inflation while ordinary workers struggle with the cost of living crisis. Owen Jones must surely be helping Polly Toynbee to erect the gallows for the traitor to the cause.

She should get a job presenting women’s football on the BBC as she could make more than hypocrite Gary Lineker, especially if she revealed that she was a child of colour.

 

Well done – you managed a post without either of your two favourite four letter words. British politics certainly is a right mess – just look at the total incompetents at Holyrood failing in every department.

They cannot even persuade a majority of Jocks that Jockshire should be an Independent country run by a bunch of total incompetents controlled from Brussels.

But that is no reason for anyone to stop flogging that dead horse, so keep on flogging...

 

Last time I was up there South West Norfolk was part of Norfolk. No complaints about yon Rishter. I gratefully accepted his Covid weigh outs. Fifty grand is not to be sneezed at.

 

Outrageous that people like you get to defraud the system for doing **** all while people like me who worked all through get **** all.

 

if is there anybody that fellas not misled.

 

They obviously don't release this information to Lower-Fifth formers.

 

They clearly designed the system to reward their own supporters and members. I merely happened to be amongst those who were earmarked to be given huge amounts of taxpayers money on the assumption they were Tories. Don't worry though the vast majority of recipients would have been those they intended to benefit from their largesse. It's the way that they work.