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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That conversation obviously didn't happen
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    It's actually been a nightmare mate. Four weeks now and still can't get them registered with a doctor even though the daughter had a child last week in a Scottish hospital.

    Don't even get me started on this free money they are supposed to get when they come to Britain!

    The home office sent their biometric visa to a post office in London by mistake but when I asked them to send them to my address they asked me for all sorts of information. Seemingly it's fine to send them to a random post office but not so good to send them to the address they are actually living in.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 12, 2022
  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The constant Goose stepping probably grates after a while too
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 12, 2022
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The maw/gran is a total nutter. She thinks if she shouts at me in Russian I'm going to understand her.

    A bit Englishy in that respect tbf.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 12, 2022
  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    One cheeky half bottle of Vodka on a hot day & I can see Aldo digging a new patio at this rate .

    She's probably disappointed you aren't Hugh Grant in leafy Notting Hill.

    <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 12, 2022
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Honestly mate you have never seen anything like it. She is 54 and everything she wears she has to hem her knickers up. She has gold teeth and dripping in gold.

    I said to the missus. That cùnt is Russian Mafiosa!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 12, 2022
  8. HRH Custard VC

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    Is it because thay have all been stabbed to death in Scotsville?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 12, 2022
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Nope, no idea.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 12, 2022
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Sounds like the plot to a hilarious Sit Com .

    Allo allo in Scotland with all the ****ed up accents
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Or the new season of True Detective!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 12, 2022
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Taggart even!
     
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    There's been a mudder!
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Babushka as the theme toon <laugh>
     
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    It was about her mate's cat. When she wrote it Kate had no idea what it meant, just liked the sound of the word.
     
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    Enough trouble with people from Ukraine over here. Probably the grandchildren of kapos from Auschwitz.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Screenshot_20220812-204341_Telegram.jpg
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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