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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Gammon Slayer

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  2. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Take it from me pal. I used to be a fish auctioneer on the market at Lowestoft. The market for fish has been vastly reduced by Brexit. The continentals were always happy to pay mad prices for certain species. That market has gone. It may well be that there us a degree of EU chicanery. But who presented them with that opportunity?
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If only they'd pulled his Irish off.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Cost of living crisis, homeless British people on the streets .

    Let's put illegal immigrants in a luxury stately home at our expense.

    <doh>

     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'll take that rage all day long <laugh>

    You got nothing. Nothing. Brexit is a colossal clusterfck, and much like the fcknuggets who voted for it, was an act akin to hitting yourself over the head with a spade repeatedly. The fisheries industry is on its knees, the promises of hundreds of thousands of extra catches never happened, exclusivity to coastal waters turned out to be a complete lie, the brexit deal meant fish export has become a logistical nightmare with increased times and extortionate costs, most are worse off and feel betrayed, and the farmers have been absolutely shafted by a laughable australian trade deal orchestrated by a clown who is now PM and who you **** over every night no doubt.

    The only reason you're raging is because you voted for it all. You daft no-mark **** <laugh>
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Is this like that Martha's Vineyard deal?
     
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  7. Diego

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    Well lets be honest mate, army barracks are well below the corrugated tin shacks they are used to.
    OK to house squaddies and their family's though <ok>
     
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  8. Diego

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    No, that was well publicised to gain praise.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The grade 2 listed building will be looted and probably set on fire if the WiFi isn't up to scratch for our guests.
     
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  10. Farked19

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    May not have to worry. Latest news is that Putin is moving nukes up to Ukraine.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    That's nice. Share and share alike.
     
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  12. Diego

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    Just moving them closer to the border with the American ones <whistle>
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Aye but the Lefty Loonies have complete faith in Joe. He's so great.
     
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  14. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Button, what button?
    Ohh this big red one, ooops i think i pressed it when i pointed at it will it all be alright?......your daughters hair smells nice.
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Did you know that in reality, there isn't a button?

    What there is is described as 'the football' which is actually a briefcase that has all the gubbins inside of it to allow the President, with no other Authority needed, to launch at over 1,000 preset targets.

    All Sleepy Joe needs is 'the biscuit' which is a card that proves his identity.

    Apparently Clinton lost his 'biscuit' for months and never told anyone, so they couldn't have launched anything during that time.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Don't forget to throw him back mate ... tiddler Quarterbrain rinsed again <laugh>
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I doubt Pedo Joe is trusted with a pair of scissors by his handlers
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    ****ing hell simon, the party you voted for are tanking the economy, well apart from the very wealthy.. and here you are showing you don’t have the slightest idea about genetics.

    You really are a ****ing mark aren’t you.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    It's fine lads. Once Scotland becomes independent Brexit deals with the EU become null and void and we will take back our fishing waters. Since we used to be pals we will let you fish them.

    Even give you mates rates.

    <cheers>
     
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