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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    My niece is currently spending some time with a production company helping a team of choreographers to put together dance routines
    It's not a paid position . . . . it's just twerk experience.
     
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    Bet his 20p lasts him ages down the local, no ****er sticking it down money down and knocking him off. 20p probably about £5 for a game these days? <laugh>
     
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    A strange one . . . .
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    . . . . especially the absolutely stupid and totally unnecessary and nonsensical use of the word 'then' :cheesy:
     
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    This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true!
    John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
    The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door, only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on.
    The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a bend approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the bend, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
    Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
    A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and.... wasn't drunk.
    Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...
    “Look Paddy, there's that ****ing idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!”
     
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    To be honest, I've never understood how stationary deliveries get through.

    And why is it always 'Goods in Transit' ...

    ... surely Ford don't have the monopoly.
     
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    My girlfriend said if that I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

    It put me in a very difficult position
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    The Methodist Church and the Spiritual Church are merging and will now be known as The Methylated Spirits.
     
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    He obviously doesn't know about the towel rule . . . .
     
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    This is a sort of follow-up to what I posted a few days ago . . . .
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