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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Tash, Nov 16, 2022.

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  1. Darth Tash

    Darth Tash Well-Known Member

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    January 2023 - No alcohol 2023 tash

    May 2023 - We qualify for the CL - Quadriple vodka and coke tash wakes up at 11am wanting to die then remembers miggy's smile and has a reason to go on.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    You don't want to know, but let's just say he has a mega rich sugar daddy with very peculiar taste.
     
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  3. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Pablo Escobar of Consett :bandit:
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Take my word for it, you really do not want to know.
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Chippy, Geordies??

    <doh>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I do trade in commodities
     
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    #ledastraybyyorkshirebornexmackemturncoatgeordies
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    International arse for rent. Hence he tries to deflect about my missus.

    Its silly really. I don't know why he doesn't just come out. Its 2022, no one even cares now. And yeah male prostitution is illegal, but its the whoring is the oldest trade known to mankind. Times are hard, so all I can say to him getting his share of the pie (or sausage in his case) is "you go girl"
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I do like a spiced rum and coke. Get a good 6 or 7 pints of Moretti down your neck, a few spiced rum and cokes, maybe a few sloe gins and lemonade, can't whack it. Wake up spend the day on the sofa feeling all emotional, craving food you'd never otherwise eat (KFC/McDees).

    Does anyone have a cast iron solution for hangovers? As I'm getting older my recovery is getting ridiculous. I can go out on Friday or Saturday and still feel ropey on a Monday. I've tried peddling and running it out of me. That works a little but I need something I can just drink which can right me.
     
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    Drink a session beer it’s the only way
    I’m not commenting on adding coke to rum :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  15. Darth Tash

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    Looks like someone pissed and jizzed in a weird shaped cup
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Albert's drink is the Liptons Iced Tea in the background. That beer is for someone else.
     
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    <laugh> It's the 6 or 7 pints of Moretti that are causing the hangovers <laugh> Nowadays I'll have two or three bottles of lager and then straight onto the vodka and cokes. Eat plenty of food and the head is sound the next day. My wifey doesn't follow my lead though and often pukes her ring up after drinking too much <laugh>
     
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    Just took a Brewdog delivery following a visit to their amazing Waterloo venue. Mail Order Martian, Basic Shake, Cold Front.
     
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