I think the time is nigh for the next alien visitation. The world is ****ed. Only a higher intelligence can save us.
They should never have given up the lira. It was always a thrill paying 3000L for a pint of beer. Made you feel rich.
What he said, Greece is one thing if Italy go tits up then **** really is gonna hit the fan and all the money being pumped into the IMF will just be a complete waste.
Begin to worry when the Germans start re-arming. All this pacifism must really be eating away at them, I bet they're all just itching to get into jackboots and start marching in the general direction of Poland or Belgium.
Who next? Spain? Portugal? Germany will wait for their fall, get steamed in and create the new Reich! Then we'll have this: ---- The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
