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    Likes spread like Pouchies lass Kiwi. Hope you are well fella.
     
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    all good here albert
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    All good here too mate.
     
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    good morning from wellington
     
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    Same Sex marriage

    Michael and Gary got married in California.

    They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

    In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
    She replies, 'No'.
    Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
    She replies, 'No.'
    Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
    'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
    His mom says, 'No.'
    He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'



    He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...I gave him my airplane glue.'
     
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    Pedro and Sancho are lost in the Mexican desert at the time of the Alamo, with the sun beating down on them and no water or food they're on their last legs and beginning to hallucinate. As Pedro looks down into the valley he suddenly sees something in the distance and turns to Sancho excitedly and shouts:

    "Look Sancho, ees a bacon tree!"

    "Que?"

    "Eet ees, ees a bacon tree!"

    "No, you ees crazy Pedro"

    "eet ees, eet ees......."

    Pedro finds the energy to run towards the bacon tree and is cut down in a hail of bullets, as he lay dying he utters...

    "Sancho my friend be careful...

    "Ees...

    "Ees...

    "Ees...

    "A hambush!
     
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