I was on the bus when this young attractive woman started to breastfeed her child. An elderly woman got up and protested saying it was the most disgusting thing she'd ever seen and would complain to the bus company. In hindsight I really shouldn't have been w*nking at the time!
I’m dating a bin lady at the moment, but I can never remember if I’m supposed to take her out on a Monday or a Wednesday.
That reminds me of when they sent Simon Rattle to the electric chair but he didn't die ... ... he was a very poor conductor