Now that the football season is over, we can watch some real sport. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-65748124 The women's race was won by Delaney Irving who was knocked unconscious as she chased the cheese. Women's champion Ms Irving, 19, from Vancouver Island in Canada, said the race was "good... now that I remember it". "I remember running, then bumping my head, and then I woke up in the tent," she said.
I offered my elderly neighbour £20 to try out her stair lift.............I think she's going to take me up on it.
A mate of mine gave me some counterfeit Mr Kiplin products. I must admit they were exceedingly good fakes .
A cow is standing waiting to cross a road. A chicken comes up behind him and says "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
Al Pacino: The Godfather star expecting fourth child, aged 83 - BBC News Nice to know he is still firing loaded guns!!
Anyway . Never mind all the Next manager / cost of next season Tickets / What players will stay or go , This is where the news is at . Yet again I am “PINCH PUNCH CHAMPION “ YAY ,GO TEAM ME.
I may be putting a bit of timber on over the last couple of years, but in line with what seems to be happening at the moment I have decided to identify with being skinny. I am trans slender