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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Sep 22, 2023.

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    ................ the essential nourishments of life, literally.

    Anyone that doesn't like these wonderful products is a ****ing ****tah, lezzer or tranny. There is no debate.

    Fill yer boots scumfuckers.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Sep 22, 2023
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Spam great for chopping into cubes and adding to one’s Mac & Cheese. Corned beef and pickle makes an excellent samwitch. You can keep the others.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    you forget baked beans, eaten with a spoon, cold from the tin
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 22, 2023
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    Salade Niçoise, you forgot that.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    And lobster fermidoor.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Excellent choice. Very Nice
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Not for the lobster.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Bollocks, I forgot about the beans.

    One can be somewhat remiss at times, can one not!
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    So are you a ****tah, lezzer or tranny, Metal Mickey?
     
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    He/him/****tah
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My guilty pleasure is fisting my arse with my foot
     
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    Is that some sort of entrée?
     
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  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Sticky Jobby Footin
     
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    I think I'll stick to meatballs.
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Anyone who comments on this thread is raving ****tah, lezzer or tranny
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 22, 2023
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What did I miss?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 22, 2023
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    ERs live video of him putting cucumbers up his dirt box then eating it
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What did I miss?
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Had something similar ... but not this French/Anglo hybrid, apparently served on a closed entrance protector? ... is it very garlicky?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Rather disgusting ... but one can only admire the flexibility of limb it would take to eat your own arse ... although I would strongly recommend that you just stick to talking out of yours <cheers>
     
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