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If you want sex from a hot lady....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MikeHunt, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. MikeHunt

    MikeHunt Member

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    call this number

    07931248222
     
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    MikeHunt, Nov 19, 2011
  2. LJemile

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    am guessing without calling its your mum s number right?
     
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    LJemile, Nov 19, 2011
  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    By this post you have shown everyone that you are well and truly a **** <ok>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 19, 2011
  4. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 19, 2011
  5. The Raging Oxter

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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. A 'gym' is it. Probably a front for Croatian sex traders. :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Nov 19, 2011
  7. LJemile

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    well whoevers number it is, i will call it and expect some sex from a hot lady,


    if she is not hot then ill need a paper bag,


    and if she is not a lady then ill need a paper bag, two melons and a pineapple
     
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    LJemile, Nov 19, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 19, 2011
  9. LJemile

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    ...i just called the number and by the sunds of it i wont be needing the pineapple, but i might if its a pre opp, just hope i wont need the paper bag, i go flacid when i have to keep drawing the facial expressions of a pre orgasmic bitch; before drawing a new face with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth...and then lighting the cigarette.... it gets messy, and dangerous
     
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    LJemile, Nov 19, 2011

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