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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cest Advocaat, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Wow. Where do I actually start? At the beginning.

    The team selection.

    We simply HAD to win this game, therefore, you'd think that we would have at last gone 4-4-2 against one of the poorest sides in the league at home. Not our master tactician. Bendtner up front on his own with Richo as the new Sessegnon. The man he said was England's answer to the left back problem at the start of the season, who was played as a left winger last week was this week the new striker. I fully expect Mathew Kelly up for the Blackburn game, complete with his Stars in their eyes smoke and when the team is announced, he will be heard saying "and tonight Kieran, you are the goal-keeper".

    Then there is the midfield. Once again we have the failed pairing of Catts and Colback. Two defensive minded midfielders who barely venture over the half way line were picked in preference to Vaughan or Gardener. How Vaughan cant get a game here at the SOL at this time is beyond me tbh.

    First half.

    Started brightly and created 4 or 5 good chances before Larsson tapped home the opening goal. By half time we should have been 4 or 5 up but the old problem of a total lack of goal scorers haunted us. Nowt to do with Bruce mind!!!! FFS. That we were not 4 or 5 goals to the good against a shambles of a Wigan team was bad enough but to be level was outrageous. Stupid tackle for Larsson to have made and definitely penalty.

    Second Half.

    Of a game we simply HAD to win and we were anonymous. What the hell does Bruce do to them at half times? We came out and were flat as ****. No urgency or pattern again just hit and hope football, Bendtner may as well have ****ed off home after 45 mins, for what he offered us in that abysmal 2nd period. We were awful and Wigan were right up for it. The writing was on the wall.

    The Substitutions

    WTF were they all about? Catts and Bardo off (why Bardo?) and Gardener and Vaughan on. Okay so far you'd think but then we get the master plan. Colback to left back? Larsson to right back? Richardson to yet another position in the game as left wing and Sess over to the other wing. So the WHOLE ****ing team is moved around like a game of **** musical chairs to accommodate Bruce's tactical genius. Then, just to cap it all off, Ji is brought on with **** all time remaining and we looked like a rag time army of misfits and vagrants.

    Is it any wonder that our season is falling apart? I mean, is this Geordie twat doing it on purpose? No manager can be this clueless after 40 years in the game and 11 as a manager can they? This has to be sabotage in my eyes.

    The winning goal

    I've had it on good authority tonight that the Moscow State Circus was at the game and have acquired Westwood and Brown to fill in for their clown act while they form the basis of our next home game defensive unit. To be fair, Brown and Westy had decent enough games but that goals sums up the whole state of the club currently under Bruce.

    A total ****ing shambles.

    The Booing

    Didn't join in but fully understand the frustration. The fans can see through this charlatan and his failed regime at SAFC now and voiced their opinion at losing to another shower of ****e at home. Our home record makes McMenemy and Wilko look respectable and I never thought that would ever happen.

    So where are we tonight? Well we are still a gnats cock away form relegation and we are absolutely 100% entrenched in a relegation dogfight now. Wolves away will be another fruitless afternoon and then we have Blackburn. Anyone fancy us to get more than 2 points out of those 2 games?

    If Bruce is still in charge by the turn of the year, I predict that we will be in the bottom 3 along with Wigan (who will not win another game for the next 4 or 5 weeks at least) and Blackburn. I predict that we will lose Gardener, Sessegnon and maybe Bendtner in January and throw Frazier Campbell in to try and save the drop. no money will be spent and our crowds will be sub 30,000.

    This season has been one of the worst in my lifetime because so much was promised when the Quinn magic carpet ride was launched but in the last 12 months its totally fallen apart. How much damage is done will only be known when Bruce's replacement has been appointed and a dozen games are played.

    Who do I want? At this moment in time I'd take Mick McCarthy back but the 2 outstanding candidates are Martin O Neill and Mark Hughes. I just hope and pray that a decision isn't left too long. If Short fails to act, then the wrath of the fans may well turn on him too and that would spell the end of the magic carpet ride.


    PS - are there ANY BIB's left now after today?
     
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  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    In Short Cest.

    Bruce is a ****ing clem and we were right 3 months ago?
     
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  3. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Now I hate the thick geordie twat, But he really didn't have to do to much a couple of games ago to get the supporters back on side.
    A blind man can see that the midfield just doesn't ****ing work. The negative bastard is the only daft **** who can't see it. Catts has been taken off 4/5 times in recent games which tells the dopey ****er that it's not working. Bendtner to be fair came looking for the ball as the service was ****ing woeful. You could see him having a go 3/4 times in the first half as the creative Catts and Colback made side ways after sideways 3/4 yard passes.
    As for Richardson's position. Where the **** do you start. Einstein couldn't fathom that ****er out.
    It's so ****ing cringe worthy it's ****ing hilarious.
     
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  5. yogi2409

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    In short im sick to death of hearing we're creating chances but we need to take them at this level etc etc etc. Steve, do u not think uve a better chance of taking those chances by playing two strikers (paid to score goals) rather then another midfielder?

    4-5-1 at HOME against WIGAN is a sackable offence on its own and I for one after defending him on many occasions am now in the BOB corner, something I thought I would never be.
     
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  6. mackemsteve

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    well after reading the sky sports website tonight i see bruce has said he wont quit as he's not that type of person. what type of person is that steve a clueless f***wit who is waiting for the big pay off when you finally get the sack!!!

    Anyone who plays 451 at hom against the bottom club should be sacked but I feel he wont go today and he is a stubborn git and all the booing wont even bother him and he will persist with 451 cos he doesn't want to admit that all the fans are right and that it doesnt work.
     
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  8. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wow 2 numb nut 10 year olds are better than one, Aarron get a life son you'll never make it as a wum, and that pic you have what an ugly ****er a face only a mum could love.
     
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  10. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    Most were right 13 months ago mate, how's the name change coming along?
     
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  11. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I´m struggling marra....
     
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  12. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Blah blah blah, **** crack **** crack blah blah blah.

    Honestly mate, step it up, I'm still waiting.
     
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  13. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    How about 'away to **** Bruce'?
     
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  14. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Don't EVER, talk about Cabaye like that!
     
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  15. manageordieal

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    ere yar use havnt played anyone. Well your time has come--o-o vs Fulham n beat off Wigan. Oh well must be some other deflection tactic out there. surely?
     
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  16. bald-in-guelph

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    He might be thick skinned and waiting for a pay off but when the protests against him escalate and it gets much worse then he will have to go. It's just surprising that it's taken so long for people to get to this stage with him. He's **** and should have been sacked in May. It's no worse than it was before, it's just gone on for longer; that's all.
     
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  17. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    not so thick skinned, more like looking for a pay day, sir n q, bad mistake enlarging his contract. Bad bad mistake.
     
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