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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Bring Back Wooter, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    Norway like to talk about the time he got run over by a parked car.
     
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    Lloydino once ran the New York marathon dressed as the woodpecker from Bagpuss
     
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  3. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Chippy Minton made the woodpecker from Bagpuss using shavings from his late grandfather's wooden leg...
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Dec 7, 2011
  4. aberdeenhornet

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    Chippy Minton was expelled from trumpton college for inapropriate behaviour with Windy Miller much to the disgust of pugh pugh barley mcgrew, cuthbert dibble and grub..
     
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    aberdeenhornet, Dec 7, 2011
  5. TivertonHornet

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    AberdeenHornet is not in Aberdeen but has escaped to Australia and is Following Sydney F.C this is a scouting mission for Dychee to attract top talented Aussies to Watford F.C. Richard Johnson is assisting with development and they have a budget of £20.
     
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    TivertonHornet, Dec 8, 2011
  6. Al the Hornet

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    Tiverton is actually a Bernard Matthews turkey call Gerald and is currently in hiding at this time of year!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 8, 2011
  7. SandyHornet

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    PSH is actually Bernard Matthews but is hiding for an entirely different reason. Something to do with his talks with John Darwin and a canoe.
     
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    SandyHornet, Dec 8, 2011
  8. Al the Hornet

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    Sandy is actually a bunker on the Old Course at St Andrews, the home of golf!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 8, 2011
  9. Charlie Livesey was my hero

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    PSH owns the Hotel on the corner of the 17th and sells the players back the balls they lose at a premium rate
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Dec 8, 2011
  10. Al the Hornet

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    When he was younger Charlie thought he was Bonnie Prince Charlie but alas his family were truly being unkind, he is in fact a toad like creature from the swamp area of Lousianna! Sometimes he can known as smeagle!
     
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  11. Charlie Livesey was my hero

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    And PSH a beautiful Princess in truth kissed smeagle the toad and he turned into a prince of strikers revered in the '60's
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Dec 8, 2011
  12. Al the Hornet

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    Charlie is Luther in disguise! LUTHER! LUTHER! LUTHER!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 8, 2011
  13. SandyHornet

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    PSH was a former marbles world champion until a rather nasty incident caused him to be stripped of his title. Even after all of these years he can still be heard crying "I've lost my marbles, I've lost my marbles".
     
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    SandyHornet, Dec 8, 2011
  14. geitungur akureyrar

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    SandyHornet writes true crime stories. Or he is a journalist in Luton.

    This is the same work.
     
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    geitungur akureyrar, Dec 8, 2011
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    geitungur-akureyrar is actually Lionel Messi and is a secret Hornet who wants to play for us although once his cover is blown he will have to return to Barcelona.
     
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    TivertonHornet, Dec 8, 2011
  16. Al the Hornet

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    Tiverton or should I say Tiffany is a star in TOWIE
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 8, 2011
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    PSH is currently starring as The Widow Twanky in Pantomime alongside Frank Bruno and a X Factor quarter finalist at the Playhouse in Bridlington
     
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  18. Al the Hornet

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    W-Y is actually a goth and only wears BLACK!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 8, 2011
  19. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

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    PSH referees in the South Gloucestershire League Division Six and once called a game off because his hands were cold...
     
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  20. Al the Hornet

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    Theo is in fact Katie Price, who is currently between working projects for whatever tv station that will play any of her rubbish, sorry Theo
     
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