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OT: A tough decision

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  1. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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  2. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Where is the poll <wah>
     
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  3. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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    <doh> my bad, never done a poll before, i'll get on it
     
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    I'd go to Howarts wherever that is.
     
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    None of these look appealing, and I don't even know what the first one means.
     
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  7. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I want to be the very best, like no one ever was...
     
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  8. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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    Can't work out to do a poll I have to admit...
     
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    This. Can I not just go out on the lash? :)
     
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    Howarts is what you get after unprotected sex with a hooker
     
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  11. Alain Pardeaux

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    Become a Pokemon trainer!

    I was stupidly obsessed with that game and the tv series when it first came out.
     
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    Jedi have to be lightsaber all the way
     
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    For this reason, a Jedi
     
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    I want to be in a strip club drinking expensive imported lager and stuffing £10 notes into ladies gussets before they grind my leg and tell me I'm cool.
     
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    <laugh>! Then I will certainly pass on all three.
     
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    Well for those who do think it looks appealing, here's my reasoning:

    I'd rule out Jedi straight away, that would be cool for a few hours max, you'd always be busy sorting stuff out and you'd never get a break. Hogwarts would be good but it depends if you're going in the same time period as Harry Potter, because I can't be doing with that attention seeking little prick. So it'd be between Hogwarts or Pokemon trainer, providing I get to choose what sort of trainer I want to be... I don't want to end up being a Bug Catcher and spending my life stood in Viridian forest.
     
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    To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause...

    Easily a Pokemon trainer.
     
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  18. MissingTheLeazesEnd

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    As a twentysomething man, reattending school or teaching kids about 'poke balls' would not look so great. So by default Jedi.
    But I want a wardrobe change, not liking the robes. Also stuff this light side stuff, I wanna work as a private detective for easy money. (I think they can read minds, no?)
     
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  19. skalpel

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    Not born in the 1990s? How about this:

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    with jedi skills you'd obviously just become a smuggler; "these are not the drugs you are looking for"

    Also, how come all jedis are outrageous do-gooders or totally evil. surely there's a few that are just a bit of a character, a bit dodgy but not evil. you know, down the pub, cheating at poker, pulling birds etc...
     
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