betty swallocks is back and her renowned hotpots are back on the menu. it is rumoured son and heir chic swallocks may be having a trial with shropshire youth. good luck chick i hotpot please and a pint of salopian promotion ale please
just learnt on the gas boards that gas have approached the brewers for permission to talk to manager peschisolido and gas have been given the bums rush. this proves no one they want, wants the gas job. can we hide uncle graham in case the gas try to kidnap. if i was the gas i would approach ebbsfleet or fleetwood or anyclub. desperate times at the mem.
Karen Brady wouldn't like to live in Somersetshire, she likes to live as close to the Marmite factory as possible
Brandy and Babycham......now there's a drink! Don't know a woman who could resist them!......or stand after about three!!!!I will settle for second place at end of the season.....and the wife (or girlfriend) drinking them to celebrate!!!
your executive committee have suggested that monday evenings should include an educational theme, and simple courses in information technology could be arranged. members are encouraged to bring along a laptop or netbook if they have one. for those without, betty swallocks has been tasked with the job of sourcing a few lap tops. so far she has amassed a spectrum, 2 comodore 64,s, a bbc micro and 4 rolf harris stylophones. your executive committee were hoping for some more modern equipment and the idea has been put on hold until more modern equipment is sourced. your executive committee would like to thank those of you for your donations including the chairman of stfc for his spectrum and rolf harris stylophone, useful for a melody but sadly we were not able to link up to the internet
Wear your sunglasses if you're going to look at the newly re-designed BBC sports pages! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/league-two