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A Song for Billy...

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Lambertissier, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Lambertissier

    Lambertissier Well-Known Member

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    We need a song for Sharp. For those of you old enough to recollect this classic, i propose we adapt the Theme from Shaft!! It could go a little something like this:

    Who is the man that will score some goals for us Saints’ fans?
    Sharp... can you dig it?

    Who's the new number eleven, that’ll take us up to premiership heaven?
    Sharp... damn right!

    We could even adopt afros in salute of our new man – would be hilarious!

    Thoughts and suggestions please?
     
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    Lambertissier, Jan 31, 2012
  2. Gordon Gekko

    Gordon Gekko New Member

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    Highly unoriginal

    We all dream of a team of Billy Sharps....
     
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    Gordon Gekko, Jan 31, 2012
  3. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    billy has a ballbag he also has a boot. and when he scores for southampton we'll raise the fuc*ing roof

    oooohhhhh

    billy has a ballbag he also has a boot....
     
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    jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Jan 31, 2012
  4. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    It has to be Billy Sharp Billy Sharp to the tune of the Jam classic Billy Hunt!
     
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    lamby, Jan 31, 2012
  5. Lambertissier

    Lambertissier Well-Known Member

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    Why is that unoriginal? Where else is that sung? Yours is far more unoriginal! Joey by name, Joey by nature...!
     
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    Lambertissier, Jan 31, 2012
  6. Lambo's Fluffy Chest Hair

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    Sharp, Sharp will tear you apart, agaaaaaain...
     
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    Lambo's Fluffy Chest Hair, Jan 31, 2012
  7. St. Slicks of Stoneham

    St. Slicks of Stoneham Active Member

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    Billy, don't be a hero........except that we'd want him to.
     
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    St. Slicks of Stoneham, Jan 31, 2012
  8. CBK

    CBK Well-Known Member

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    Tell you what, you sing it and dress up like that on your own in the Northam and if you have the bottle to sing it.... I'll still think it's bloody terrible
     
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    CBK, Jan 31, 2012
  9. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I'm afraid I have to agree. Fair enough Lambertissier, for making the suggestion. But let's leave it at that, eh..? It would just be toe curlingly embarrassing. :D
     
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    TheSecondStain, Jan 31, 2012
  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    As I, and ultimately most of our supporters are uncreative, I offer two potential songs:

    "Nanananananana! Billy Billy Sharp! Billy Sharp! Billy Billy Sharp!" - Tune: (Baby Give It Up) - His song by the Doncaster fans

    OR

    "Ole ole! Ole ole! Ole ole! Ole ole! Billy Sharp Sharp Sharp! Billy Sharp Sharp Sharp!" - Tune:

    [video=youtube;9zsLQIfn3eM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zsLQIfn3eM[/video]

    Perhaps too similar to Guly's, but players having similar chants has never stopped us before! <laugh>
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jan 31, 2012

  11. The Based God

    The Based God Active Member

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    I think the **** song suggestions on here explains why our atmosphere has got worse and worse
     
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    The Based God, Jan 31, 2012
  12. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    A fair comment. Any suggestions?
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jan 31, 2012
  13. Lambertissier

    Lambertissier Well-Known Member

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    It was meant to be a bit tongue in cheek!
     
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    Lambertissier, Jan 31, 2012
  14. SaintJabie

    SaintJabie Active Member

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    Billy Whizz? He often is!
    Scoring goals like Matt le Tiss.
     
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    SaintJabie, Jan 31, 2012
  15. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    he already is in my eyes with what he's been through!
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 31, 2012
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    Fat lad from Sheffield
    He's just a fat lad from Sheffield!
     
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    (Conor), Jan 31, 2012
  17. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    And good job too. ;)
     
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    TheSecondStain, Jan 31, 2012
  18. The Based God

    The Based God Active Member

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    Not really, though I'd rather have the ground silent than having to listen to people chant "you dont know what you're doing" "your support is ****ing ****" "the referees a ****er" etc. Hardly hear any proper songs these days.... Really makes me cringe
     
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    The Based God, Jan 31, 2012
  19. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    You missed the old classic:

    "F*cking useless! Do do do do!"

    :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  20. The Based God

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    Very true. Our atmosphere is probably one of the worst in the division. We're 2nd in the league and showing that we're really going to push on over the next few months and all the fans at the ground want to do is shout derogatory things at the opposition/ref and sometimes even our own players.
     
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