1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Username has a point

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb b0t, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,223
    Likes Received:
    9,024
    Would it turn you on if it did? <laugh>
     
    #201
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    16,806
    Likes Received:
    11,184
    Aye I meant in the burd, if she got preggers just ditch her
     
    #202
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    <laugh><laugh>

    Or send the bitch to the clinic.
     
    #203
  4. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    1,103
    Likes Received:
    19
    I must be truthful here, I'm either sterile or seriously lucky to never have had a kid cause I'm not the biggest fan of rubber and I've only used it a handful of times.

    Probably explains my frequent trips to the clinic as well.
     
    #204
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,223
    Likes Received:
    9,024
    Nah, because then she could come crawling back wanting money off my broke ass. She lives in Indonesia now so it's all good.
     
    #205
  6. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2012
    Messages:
    1,100
    Likes Received:
    16
    This <ok>
     
    #206
  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    16,806
    Likes Received:
    11,184
    <firingblanks>

    I had a wee scare back in the day with some daft cow telling me I had got her pregnant but it was a false alarm
     
    #207
  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,223
    Likes Received:
    9,024
    I would have ****ing crapped myself then think up some devious plan to push her down the stairs.
     
    #208
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    <laugh><laugh>'
     
    #209
  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,223
    Likes Received:
    9,024
    I would take safety precautions, I would kindly ask her to put a helmet on <ok>
     
    #210

  11. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    1,103
    Likes Received:
    19
    One of my ex's (pure ****ing moicki) asked me to get her pregnant and told me I'd never have to look after it.

    Think i gave that 2 weeks and booted her.
     
    #211
  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    16,806
    Likes Received:
    11,184
    <laugh> Some burds are ****ing mental, can't blame you for getting rid
     
    #212
  13. Guns at a Knife Party

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    30
    Likes Received:
    0
    Did she get pregnant in the end?
     
    #213
  14. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    1,103
    Likes Received:
    19
    Naw there was some ****ing scary rumours going about 6 or so months afterwards but it never mounted to anything.
     
    #214
  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,223
    Likes Received:
    9,024
    I bet you were pulling out and blinding the poor bird.
     
    #215
  16. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    3,535
    Likes Received:
    2
    please log in to view this image
     
    #216
  17. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2012
    Messages:
    1,832
    Likes Received:
    495
    Obviously no kids of your own (COCK )
     
    #217
  18. cypressidsafc

    cypressidsafc New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    Bans all round,
     
    #218
  19. Guns at a Knife Party

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    30
    Likes Received:
    0

    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
    #219
  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    24,647
    Likes Received:
    2,765
    Hark, women of Britain! Emmeline Pankhurst died so that you would have the freedom to encourage each other to abort your unborn children!

    Hail Tina, beacon of all that is great about Great British women!
     
    #220

Share This Page