I must be truthful here, I'm either sterile or seriously lucky to never have had a kid cause I'm not the biggest fan of rubber and I've only used it a handful of times. Probably explains my frequent trips to the clinic as well.
Nah, because then she could come crawling back wanting money off my broke ass. She lives in Indonesia now so it's all good.
<firingblanks> I had a wee scare back in the day with some daft cow telling me I had got her pregnant but it was a false alarm
One of my ex's (pure ****ing moicki) asked me to get her pregnant and told me I'd never have to look after it. Think i gave that 2 weeks and booted her.
Naw there was some ****ing scary rumours going about 6 or so months afterwards but it never mounted to anything.
Hark, women of Britain! Emmeline Pankhurst died so that you would have the freedom to encourage each other to abort your unborn children! Hail Tina, beacon of all that is great about Great British women!