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Gas piss all over the grass!

Discussion in 'Shrewsbury' started by Mcginlay's Car Keys, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. Jenny!

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    Fair play gents, what were the odds of that happening?! <cheers>
     
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  2. Rocky blue army

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    whats this a gas -shrews love in <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    why not rocky <ok> i be happy to give it to jenny hard :)
     
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    Hi Jack

    Careful, that Jenny might be a bloke.

    What's happened to your tasty pics? I need a good one for the HR lot. A seriously good (classy and sexy) one.
     
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  5. Jenny!

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    Ron, how very rude! I'm all woman, dontcha know.. ;)
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <yikes> good point. im now naked curled up in the corner of the room rocking front to back feeling very violated <laugh>
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    what pics?? if its classy and sexy then there is no point showing pics of jenny then ;)

    how about these :)

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  8. atcham jack

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    do hope you are not bringing that bevvy of painted dolls to the greenhous meadow, irene yes. well it is only 8 days until you come a pearler against the shrews, i do hope your eyes are soon acclimatised to our all electric floodlights. it must be quite a bind and an expense still using your acetylene floodlights.

    we shall be playing our 4=3-3 system with our strikers queuing up to thump 6 past the gas. your irene will enjoy our pies but not a lot else. indeed she will be sound asleep by 8pm. i should ensure your charabanc driver shows a good dvd of the gas winning to take your minds of what was a gruesome 90 mins for the gas.

    our sprinkler system uses pure water, er not that recycled stuff you use at the mem.

    ere we go the tinpots are go. shrews 6 gas 0. do hope matty h is fit now.
    floreat salopia, come on you shrews, breath on 'em
     
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  9. Matster

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    Now that Bristol are able to print their own money how will this affect the purchasing and payment of players?
     
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  10. Bluebaldee

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    Rapid devaluation, followed by runaway inflation a la Germany in the 1930s, followed by bailout loans from the IMF.

    Harrold will be worth 500 trillion Bristol pounds by the end of the season!
     
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    or one carrot!
     
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  12. Bluebaldee

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    Indeed, one carrot will equal 500 trillion Bristol Pounds which will equal one Harrold. Bargain.
     
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  13. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    just think aj, if you beat us earlier in the season..... you be 2nd now.

    but you bottled it again :)

    6-0?? dream on <laugh>
     
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  14. Matster

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    And you would've been 19th
     
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  15. atcham jack

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    so really it was the tinpots who saved the gas from ebbsfleet. pity after this game we shall not meet in the league for 10 years, that is if you are able to get your league status back and aspire to the championships. i suspect the only bottling to be done is with your sprinkler system. have you got sweb to give you a quote for an electrical system of floodlights or perhaps you may wait for the new stadium in 2025
     
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  16. Bluebaldee

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    You know, deep down AJ, that you don't really believe that. Your best chance to drag yourselves out of the 4th tier came and went in 2007 after you bottled a 1-0 lead.

    I'll never forget Sammy Igoe's little legs whirring along as he chased the third goal into the net at the new Wembley.....Go Sammy Go!!
     
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  17. atcham jack

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    you wait till you see thomas the tank engine annie and claribelle racing around the meadow, and there will be gordon the blue engine poo pooing the squad. come on you shrews you must do it , you can do it and yes you will do it, at this point the gas were derailed and shunted into nearby sainsbutys.

    didd;y dum, diddly da etc whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh said gordon
     
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  18. atcham jack

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    do hope you gasheads have not forgotten you are up the meadow on tuesday night, how many are you bringing, a couple of thousand i hope. i suspect it will be a tight match, given your unbeaten run. i have tipped the gas for 7th place, so get a move on after tuesday. result too close to call. floreat salopia
     
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    They're not allowed out to play as it's St. Valentines day.
     
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  20. atcham jack

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    reading between the lines they may be looking for a new ground pdq
     
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