Paul merson's predictions

Has anyone got a list of all so called expert Paul Merson's predictions for all NUFC Premier League matches this season?

It seems to me that he very rarely predicts us to win, and I would be interested in comparing our current points total with what we would have amassed, had the doped-up ex smoggy got the foggiest idea of what he was doing.

 

This was his Blackburn prediction.

http://www.skysports.com/opinion/story/0,,15205_7465895,00.html

 

Thanks, mate. But I need the lot, if possible.

 

Not sure but on myfootballfacts.com they've made a league table of lawros predictions. We'd be 13th at the moment and level with Blackburn on 20 points if results went his way!

 

http://www.skysports.com/opinion/0,25219,15205,00.html

 

Ha out of 10 games he got 3 correct results and no correct scores, also claimed we have no chance of CL qualification, i know its a long shot but no we're 3 pts off we have to be given credit and potentially able to fight for a place.

 

To be fair his prediction was right apart from the actual score!

 

He had us down to lose but we won?

 

He had us down/wanted us to lose the Villa loving alchy.

 

If someone can collate all his predictions and contrast them with the actual results I propose that we all e-mail Sky and Jeff Stelling to try and get them to read at least one of the e-mails out on Saturday if "Numpty" Merson is on this weekend.

 

Merson's predictions for the beginning of the season:

Newcastle 1 – 2 Arsenal
Sunderland 2 -1 Newcastle
Newcastle 1 – 1 Fulham
QPR 2 -1 Newcastle
Villa 2 – 0 Newcastle
Newcastle 1 – 1 Blackburn
Wolves 2 – 1 Newcastle
Spurs?
Wigan?
Stoke 2 – 1 Newcastle
Newcastle 1 – 1 Everton



so the 11 games we went unbeaten, merson predicted us to win 0 of them....

 

I can only find 20...

(h) arsenal 1-2 L
(a) sunderland 1-2 L
(h) Fulham 1-1 D
(a) QPR 1-2 L
(a) Villa 0-2 L
(h) blackburn 1-1 D
(a) Wolves 1-2 L
(a) Stoke 1-2 L
(h) Everton 1-1 D
(a) City 0-2 L
(a) Man Utd 1-2 L
(h) Chelsea 1-1 D
(a) Norwich 2-2 D
(h) Swansea 2-1 W --- woohoo, first win of the season i found
(h) W Brom 1-1 D
(a) Bolton 2-1 W
(a) Liverpool 0-2 L
(h) QPR 3-1 W
(a) Fulham 1-2 L
(a) Blackburn 1-2 L


For the twenty games i found its:

Played 20, Won 3, drawn 6 Lost 11, For 22, Against 32, Points 15

Missing the Wigan (h) game, Tottenham (h) game and Man Utd (h) game. Guessing Wigan may have been our first win he predicted but that we were getting nothing from the other two...

 

and the rest:

Man city 2 – 0 Newcastle
Man utd 2 – 1 Newcastle
Newcastle 1 – 1 Chelsea
Norwich 2 – 2 Newcastle
Newcastle 2 – 1 Swansea!!!!!! our first win of merson's season! (he still got it wrong)
Newcastle 1 – 1 West brom
Bolton 1 – 2 Newcastle !!!
Liverpool 2 – 0 Newcastle
Newcastle 3 – 1 QPR
Fulham 2 – 1 Newcastle
Blackburn 2 – 1 Newcastle


3 wins so far in merson's books....15 points.... probably bottom of the league

 

literally just beaten to it.... ffs

 

They are in a position in the league where they're not going to get in the Champions League

what a prick

 

he doesn't mention europa at all, as if saying we could achieve anything is against his nature

 

i ****ing hate that prick, never ever seen him say anything remotely good about us, when he pays a compliment its backhanded

****ing **** twat

i feel like tash

 

I thinks its also worth highlighting that the only good run of games he predicted us:

(h) Chelsea 1-1 D
(a) Norwich 2-2 D
(h) Swansea 2-1 W --- woohoo, first win of the season i found
(h) W Brom 1-1 D
(a) Bolton 2-1 W

Was actually when we had our slump (L, L, D, L, W). Consistantly bad predictions >.<

 

I do fancy sending e-mail to Jeff Stelling as I'm sure he would love to pick Merson up on this as he's always making fun of the idiot.

I have tried to find an e-mail address for JS on Sky web site but no joy. Anyone any ideas where to send e-mail?

 

surely there'll be something round his page?

http://www.skysports.com/opinion/0,25219,12088,00.html