I have £25

About 6 volts, more if she likes you.

 

I bet tina would be one of those women that take an age to want sex then she's finished in 2 mins.

 

I bet tinas been ****ed that much everytime a train or truck goes past she hits climax.

 

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You sure you're allowed on here ? This is a disgusting filth infested , bad aids giving ,cess pit ,hell hole section of the site and the sooner its removed the better for all of us decent members of the badminton board

 

I'd be delighted to find a woman that came in two minutes. Ahm ****in knackered and my back isny what it used to be either.

 

Let the burd go on top. I hate being on top for too long, it becomes tiresome unless I'm trashed.

 

I'd be delighted to find a woman.

 

Freud said men who prefer to be on bottom are homosexuals too afraid to admit it.

 

Then tina is the gal for you. She's expert in breaking in young blokes.

 

I said for too long you gaydar.

Right, changing the subject? A pack of 10 guinness or 4 frozen meals?

 

...or just lazy bastards.

Anyways. Fairs fair. If I'm supplying the wood so she should do the heavy lifting.

 

He also believed that we were all scatologically obsessed and injected himself with cocaine on a regular basis.

I wouldn't take his word as gospel.

 

Sell one of your kidneys.

 

A crate of stella, no ifs buts or maybes.

 

I'll give you a fiver for one.

 

I'm trying to find out how much I can sell one for on google.

 

Pity he's deid. He's be perfect for GC

 

Yeah, that's in the deal and I do love stella but I don't want bottles. I want tinnies as I can chuck them in any old bin.

 

Tell them you'll do a two for one deal