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Which Footballer?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If you had to be likened to any footballer who would you be?

    I know there will be the usual David Beckham, Ronaldo, Stan Collymore etc but for me I would have to say Archie Gemmill.

    Just like me he is a hairy legged short erse who loved to get into the box!!
     
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    GroveRanger, Feb 3, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm not saying if first <whistle>
     
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  3. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    <laugh>'
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Allan McGregor

    Am a mad shagger
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Is this too gay then? Sorry, what I should have posted was

    Which serial killer/rapist/football hooligan/child molester would you be?

    In that case I'd be Fred West because I like jumpers.

    Any better?
     
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  6. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    nah thats not it <laugh>
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I have a feeling that this is going to end very badly for me.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Big Justin for me - a proper gaylord that didn't hide behind some "family" <ok>
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Venom looks like Danny McGrain.


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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, I've been told I look like a more handsome version of this bumbag

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    <broadfootshamemuir>
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Unlucky Bib, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy to look like that ****
     
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  13. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    You trying to tell us something here Bibby
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    David Bentley supposedly <confused>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I genuinely don't. That picture of me is the one I'm blacked-up in with a boot polish beard/tasche combo.

    I look like this in real life:

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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye, that if I was gay, I'd be out and proud - not hiding in lobbies having Edmondswanks.

    UN, I've been told I look like big KB but, honestly, I'm better looking than him.

    I am.

    Honest.

    Honest.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 3, 2012
  17. Trypsin-1

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    I look like a mixture of Danny ****tu and Martin Rowlands <ok>
     
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  18. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Ah so yer no a baddah jobby jabba
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To be honest it started badly when you said "Just like me he is a hairy legged short erse who loved to get into the box!!"

    <laugh>
     
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