The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

swrbs you are right that there will be a whinger or two still... I'll accept that.

now for sweats and RHC... those who know this term or don't can be broken into two groups... those forced to was sex and the city with the missus and those who didn't... clealry sweats hs watched said show

i still think theres somethign funny here... you were just in your kitchen... either naked or not... and she fell off the table onto the floor... i can only gues you were thinking... well she's still warm there... dropped your pants and rubbed your sack in her face.

 

And in fairness...who wouldn't have done exactly the same

 

Isabella would deffo have been my choice out of the two. If South Africa whitewash New Zealand 3 - 0 in that test series, they go top

 

I'm off to sunny manchester tomorrow night as the Black Keys are playing at the Apollo in Ardwick, so I'll have a few beers in Northern Quarter then off to the gig, following morning might venture down the Arndale for old times sake to see if I can spot some stray mickeys on a "shopping" spree

 

Good tunes they have

 

no she was clothed and sat on the side in my kitchen, i had been kissing her one minute whilst her legs wrapped round me, i moved to pick up my wine turn round and she had fallen onto the floor and knocked herself out.. or as i thought at the time killed herself...

 

Nah,

You'll be wanting Aqua Regia for this job - 1 part Nitric to 3 parts Hydrochloric. It'll eat through anything. Once the bones are de mineralised, all that's left is cartilage. That can be ground up easy and disposed of in the rubbish...

Not that I'm experienced in body disposal techniques - that's what pigs are for

 

top band, absolute quality, their latest album is a bit commercial for them, but hey we all have bills to pay.



<awaits massive bollocking from the hammerhead for going off topic ....again!>

 

I could have met you, but I'm going to London for four days on Wednesday.

 

There's a thread for this, you manc prick

 

Best of luck tonight ya scouse ****s

I predict Carragher to come off the bench to score the winner. In his own net.

 

fail

 

we love tottenham we do. we love tottenham we do.we love tottenham we do.



ohhhhhhh ......................... tottenham we love you

 

Manc bastards

 

Don't cry

Btw, given that if you lose this game you'll be five points behind Chelsea, does that make this your most important game of the season so far?

 

Yes.

 

The next game is always the most important. Who is it again, oh yea, Manchester's second team, three points nailed on then.

 

Liverpool playing well, good signs from big Andy, he has his swagger back...

 

My god Liverpool are boring. How do you lot watch this crap every week?