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  1. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    This happened before.

    I will start a sentence and the next person will continue the story, then the next person and so on and so fourth.

    It was a laugh last time and think we should do it again.

    Have fun.

    Once upon a time, there was a man walking through Portsmouth...
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Feb 7, 2012
  2. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Suddenly he was attacked by two dodgy looking characters, they then forced him to sign the pompey deeds........
     
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  3. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    ...he screamed 'NO' before being thrown in a truck and driven off to...
     
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    Rupert Lowe's hideout...
     
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  5. JWP is the goal king

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    Lowe emerged from the darkness with a platter of cheeses....
     
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  6. Jack H

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    All of which were of French origin...
     
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  7. Plastique Bertrand

    Plastique Bertrand Well-Known Member

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    naked....save for a garter belt with a carrot tucked in it and a pair of box-fresh phenol resistant safety boots
     
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    Plastique Bertrand, Feb 7, 2012
  8. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Suddenly, someone shouted, "Oih, you Rupert Lowe..?" and a metallic thud was heard.
     
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  9. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    ...Peter Storrie stood there, holding the axe, which had just been used to break into the local bank...
     
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  10. YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots

    YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots Active Member

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    The end.
     
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    YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots, Feb 7, 2012

  11. KingslandKate

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    Hehehe! <ok>
     
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    KingslandKate, Feb 7, 2012
  12. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    But Kate had laughed too soon....
     
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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Suddenley from the shadows behind Storrie a man dressed in arabian attire came into view and in a menacing voice said "I think you have all been looking for me".
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Feb 7, 2012
  14. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    'Oh,' gasped Storrie. 'The man who never was.'
    'No. I'm...
     
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  15. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    No I'm your magic genie all you need to do is to rub Rupert's carrot and your slightest wish will come true but be careful you have only two wishes.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Feb 7, 2012
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    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    You're no genie, i recognise you from court, well you're, you're Harry Redknapp and you will somehow squirm this around so that you get the 2 wishes.......
     
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    This is an outrage said Harry, I should have 3 wishes, he then put his hand in his pocket...........
     
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  18. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Will you give me the extra wish he cried if I pay you...........
     
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  19. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    a thousand pounds at 20 p in the pound.


    (Just for Beddy, that's £200)
     
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  20. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Cheeky Mare.......<laugh>
     
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