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Harry Rednaps Evasion on a Wintry Afternoon (after Ray Davies)

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by The Ginger Marks, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube_share;pyTUF5gP2KE]http://youtu.be/pyTUF5gP2KE[/video]



    This one is to the tune of Matthew's Southern Comfort 'Woodstock'

    He came across a pile of cash
    When he was managing at Portsmouth
    And a voice said 'You have to stash it?'
    And this he told me....

    You gotta go down to Monaco
    And open a bank account
    The taxman you must flout
    In the name of Rosie

    He was Mandaric
    Full of persuasion
    And he knew all about tax evasion

    Harry he can't read or write
    His face is a sheet of white
    Dreaming of cuddly nights
    With his new cell mate Winston

    Harry wanted to go free
    Thought it was in the bag
    Until he woke one morning
    with an arse the the japanese flag

    He was Mandaric
    Full of persuasion
    And he knew all about tax evasion
     
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  2. As I said in a thread on the Spurs board, some of you were laughing at that photo of Harry being buggered by a big burly chap in the showers. Harry was seen soaping himself up, whilst the burly chap (who no doubt was nursing a massive hard-on, out of shot of the camera, admittedly) was getting ready for some hard chocolate fudge action. On one level, yes, it was funny, but one has to always bear in mind that buggering an OAP in the showers is highly illegal, especially if it's done against the old codger's will. If you remember, Drogs, I asked you to consider whether or not you would want this done to your grandad, and I think we both agreed that, no, you would not want to put the old boy through anything like that.
     
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  3. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    Are you conversant with banter/mickey taking? Where the **** do you get all that bollocks from? You really are the biggest imbecile on this forum.
     
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  4. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    its a gift he has.
     
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  5. I am.

    However, you clearly have a complete inability to see when someone is pulling your chain.





    It's called wit. Something you lack, so I don't blame you for failing to spot it.





    Actually, I am exceedingly clever.

    You, on the other hand, are very rude. Have you ever thought of becoming a Mickey Mouser?
     
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  6. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    Clever,enough to get banned from your third board?

    You inbred little sprote. <laugh><laugh>
     
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