Stupid Girls.

Yesterday, trying to watch what wasn't the greatest game, my experience was much worse than it should have been, as some teenage girls EVERY MINUTE were either quoting on how 'fit' Hammond was, or just plain screaming. They even hit my dad round the back his head.

So that got me wondering, what is the worst experience you've had, regarding people sitting in and around you?

 

Not had any awful fans, but the seats are too small for men in thick winter coats. If I have one each side, I can scarcely move. Large men should have to go in T-shirts.

 

Last nite couple of young teenagers infront of me and my mates.
Everytime I went to chat to my mates, one of them turned round going "huh you wanted me".
Then during the game all they did was chat **** and winge. When the game was 2-2 the other one turned round and said "does that mean millwall are ahead on away goals". Got on my invisible tits tbh, felt like giving them a slap.

 

Teen hotties shouting and screaming at a football match HEAVEN where do you sit? And are they regulars?

 

Every week I take my seat at SMS only to have my view blocked, toes trodden on and shins rapped by this old git with a cane toting a flask and a sandwich bag arriving ten minutes after kick off. He clearly has bladder issues as no sooner has he sat down than he's back up again, off to the gents. He tries to make light of his condition by alternating his direction of exit but this just leads to him annoying everyone in the row, especially as he always leaves ten minutes early too.

He must be minted though as he's punching well above his weight on the wifey department (even if her coat could do with a bit of a clean).

 

Obviously I know where you sit Chapel.

 

Women should be banned from football matches and Kids should be forced to sit in a designated 'family area'

 

You don't have to go to a football match to listen to moronic, vapid, inane drivel from silly girls...

Anyway, my worst experience at a match. Some knuckle-dragging reptile forgot his manners and instead of asking me to move so he could get past in the row of seats, insisted on kicking my foot and grunted at me to '"effing move". I asked the wretched specimen if he felt aggrieved about something (apart from being an unemployable retard), to which he replied "F off".

We won the game so it wasn't all bad.

 

Frequently get next to o.a.p's who know little about the game if anything and who whine and moan all game, just last week at cardiff had one who constantly moans inbetween shouts of INSIDE LEFT INSIDE RIGHT OTHER SIDE. Also at the crystal palace away game some ****er kicked off because he couldn't see properly and once the person infront refused to move out of his way (he moved as much as he could) he waited until he'd turned his back and hit him in the head, infront of his own kids and wife his kid was 8 at best and had to restrain him, tosser.

 

Please rip her coat off as she is personally responsible for our present form.

 

......And no it is not me before Fran has a chance to say it is!! Once I'm in my seat there I stay until the game ends.......Never late and I don't leave early. Yes I am in the Chapel and my wife doesn't come to games.

 

I kind of agree with you there joey. Especially the kids bit, IMO U16 should be allowed in the northam. If you look at the top of block 42 last night it was full 14/15 year olds giving it the big'n and getting Lairy to the millwall fans, its ****ing embarrassing really.

 

At my first ever football game which (sadly) was the original Wimbledon against Walsall in the old 4th Division, Plough Lane, I had a used condom thrown in my face. I believe I win?

 

*shouldn't. Doh!

 

A few years ago, some kids behind me decided the 'red army' chant that was echoing around the stadium sounded very similar to people shouting 'salami'. Apparently, this was totally hilarious. For the continuation of the game, they decided to scream SALAMI at the top of their high-pitched, whiney voices instead of red army, and would laugh historically every time.

 

Northam Block 43 fans!

They turn up late, they don't know the songs so they end up speeding up during OWTS and ruining it (is it that difficult to learn that it's done twice slowly?!), they constantly slag off the players and make sweeping judgements despite not going every week and not knowing what the feck they're on about, and they boo every time we're losing/shout about how **** we are and how we're not going to the prem, and walk out 10 minutes before the end because we're not winning 4-0 and because they want to get home to watch the Arsenal or Chelsea match.

And they make getting out of the ground a nightmare for us non-plastics... AND, they only turn up for big matches, never saw em at Yeovil last year... only Carlisle, only because they wanted Man Utd tickets.

Glory hunting plastic bastards, **** off and stop ruining the atmosphere.

''SIT DOWN BLOCK 43, SIT DOWN BLOCK 43''

 

Had a fight with a Brighton fan, he shouldn't sit next to me.

 

Got some right moaners sat right behind me, all they ever do is moan moan moan - against leicester they were moaning about the first kick ffs! we could play the best football and they still would moan and shout

They have also got into a bit of a shouting match with other fans recently as well. Theres no place for moaning like that - Schneiderlin is the goal king will vouch!

 

Now thatll be Mr & Mrs Godders after St Godders attacked that unlucky coat

 

Oh my lord they are terrible. I'm going to ask to steward up there one day and eject them from the ground - they are that bad !

No 'fan' should ever be doing that, I swear they don't come to watch the football but to moan instead. It's better in the fact that there are 2 nice shouting grannies in front of us though, they are a noisy bunch but they're lovely people !